The Official Post-Mensa IQ Test

A number that indicates just how smart you are.
A myth created by the white male establishment.
The ability to discover truth.
Marilyn vos Savant

2. What do IQ tests measure?

Your "intelligence quotient."
Your ability to succeed in life.
Your ability to take IQ tests.
Your qualification to join the Jessica Simpson Fan Club.

3. What is the only valid intelligence test?

The Sanford-Binet test.
The Official Mensa IQ Test.
Life.
The Simpsons.

4. Is it possible, therefore, that some Mensa members are idiots?

Not enough data to decide.
No.
Yes.
Maybe.